Who remembers when Cher Lloyd walked unto the x-factor stage and put some white girl swagger on Keri Hilson's-Turn my swag on. No lie I was impressed by her.
But then of course her mentor who thought she 'was up her street' in her
NewcastleWannabeBlackSlang gassed her up so badly that now Cher Lloyd thinks she has got swagger. GTFOH. Simon Cowell needs to step-in because this girl's career is about to be over before it started. For those who haven't heard, she went on stage to perform at Leeds and got booed off so badly. So someone tell Simon Cowell to take some of my gossage pill and fire every single one of Cher Lloyd's publicists, stylist's etc. FIRE THEM AND SIT MISS SWAGGER JAGGER DOWN SIMON or else.. she will end up just like Joe Mcelderry and the other failures of x-factor.
Since her career is about to be over, I thought i will pay some tribute to our mickey-mouse lookalike star
CHER LLOYD AT FIRST X-FACTOR AUDITION- TURN MY SWAG ON
From superstar
CHER LLOYD- SWAGGER JAGGER
TO SUPERSWAAAAAGGG.
SIMON TAKE OUR GOSSAGE PILL PLEASE.
P.S: CHER, from the pics we've been seeing of you, you've been copying Rihanna's style so if anything, you are the 'swagger jagger, you should get some of your own'
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